Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

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two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

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Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

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Two vs One Rule

When a group of 3 friends make a contrasting decision, the side that has 2 votes wins, no matter what. If the loser becomes frustrated then the victors have the rate to state “Two vs One Rule”.

Iefan wants to go to the store, Adam and Jack want to go to the park. Jack and Adam both state “Two vs One Rule” which settles the dispute.

by Waffle_Iron_McGee May 28, 2018

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