The March Treatment 

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest while pinning her arms underneath your legs, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

The March Treatment by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

head treatment 

Recieving oral sex from a chick.

Can I get some head treatment over here?

head treatment by meat curtains December 13, 2007

kennedy treatment 

The Kennedy Treatment is when you request that an object be replenished immediately after every time it empties.

Person A: Linus, I always want a gin and tonic in my hand. Do not let me see the bottom of the glass.

Linus: Of course. We call that the "Kennedy Treatment" .
Person A: Exactly! I'll take the "Kennedy Treatment"

kennedy treatment by IB1497 March 13, 2016

Bleach Treatment 

The cleaning of the asshole by pouring bleach down it.

Man I Got A Bleach Treatment Yesterday ,Man That Motherfucking Hurt.

Bleach Treatment by TheAngryGamer January 16, 2017

Biggie Treatment 

The Biggie Treatment refers to the act of having ones ass ate out like groceries.

The term stems from when news broke out in 2018 that the Notorious B.I.G. would often eat, as well as have his ass eaten out by Faith Evans in the mid to late 90's.

Cory: Did you hear what Joey did to Connor on vacation last week?
Sorena: No what happened??
Cory: Joey gave Connor the Biggie Treatment.
Sorena: No way! Connor is like twice his size!
Cory: well biggie was a big man too, goes to show size doesn't matter.
Sorena: No kidding

Biggie Treatment by Loopaman August 20, 2021

The Skimpy Towel Treatment 

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

The Skimpy Towel Treatment by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

M6 Customer Treatment 

The art of receiving oral (a blowjob) by another individual, where most of the time the other individual is of the same gender as the receiver.

Person 1: Hey bro, are you at Shannon right now?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm trying to sell this car and the guy told me he would buy it if I gave him the M6 Customer Treatment.
Person 1: Oh, word? Alright, cool. Do your thing and good luck on the sale.

M6 Customer Treatment by king_gandhi tazmaden September 6, 2022