Minority Tornado

An area such as a blacktop, gymnasium, or club, consisting only of minorities (social or racial) or wannabes that combine to form a huge mass that may or may not rotate around a focal point (such as a D.J. or stripper).

Depending on the size of such a mass it can be classified using the category system. Cat. 1 is used for least amount of people and/or destruction and Cat. 5 is used to describe a huge amount of minorities and/or full scale destruction.

Kid: Hey, you wanna go play basketball?

Kid2: No thanks man, the last I heard there was a Category 3 Minority Tornado over there. I wouldn't want to get caught in that...

Kid: lol. K.

by Krazy Pudding October 6, 2008

French Tornado

The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.

"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."

by 20 dollar fucky-sucky February 27, 2016

Torn Up

To have diareah or the runs.

I drank coffee and smoked a cigarette and now I'm all torn up.

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Tonka Dump

Taking a big, fat, shit.

I'm gonna takea a Tonka dump after I eat.

by D-Money April 9, 2003

tittie tornado

When a girl is about to be felt up, but instead the guy precariously places his index finder at the epicenter of her nipple and vigourously swirls his finger around its circumfrence in a failed attempt to arouse her.

She took off her shirt and he gave her a tittie tornado as she stared blankly at him.

by NipTakan April 4, 2009

Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 23, 2008

Mexican Tornado

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008