2 definitions by Hayes #17

Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 24, 2008

Hott

One that is so Hot that when described they are deserving of two "t's" rather than just one. Most commonly used by guys to describe an especially attractive lady. It is used just as much by the ladies but when complimented in this way, they take offense becuase most find it shallow.

Colby: Damnnn Son! She is H-O-Double-T Hott!!

Dillon: Hells Yea!

Random Chick: You guys are terrible..

Dillon: *sighs* Women..

by Hayes #17 March 2, 2009