Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
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You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
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n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.
1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
by The Great Ape Rape November 6, 2010
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1 - a a very serious growth on the genitalia (from not washing thoroughly and having sex with black people
2 - a very ugly person that everyone publicly makes fun of for being ugly
origin - the result of jesus trying to solve the jumble and getting so frustrated that he invents a word thats gross and digusting so he can vent his rage
1 - a a very serious growth on the genitalia (from not washing thoroughly and having sex with black people
2 - a very ugly person that everyone publicly makes fun of for being ugly
origin - the result of jesus trying to solve the jumble and getting so frustrated that he invents a word thats gross and digusting so he can vent his rage
by showspsode201 February 14, 2012
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Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
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Get the Toadism mug.Toadette is a female version of Toad from the Mario Universe she is most well known in the following Mario games: SMO, SMU and SMM2 Story Mode. Toadette is the head advisor of Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and Toadette is known to sometimes help Mario and his brother Luigi save Princess Peach
"Mario! Mario! Princess Peach and Toadette are missing!" -Toad literally every time a new Mario game releases
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