i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.

I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!

by JMur December 8, 2007

Thunk

Thicc but thiccer

Hey girl you lookin thunk

by MurDuck December 20, 2019

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

think tank

An organization that neither is a tank of any form, nor does it's workings involve any logical thought processes.

Various Neo-conservatives are members of influential think tanks

by Calico_Jack September 21, 2003

Thinking Cap

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007