Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

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guns hot

Adjective used to describe someone who has just taken a dump and may or may not have a nasty asshole. If said dump is taken before going to bed, said person can be described as, "going to bed guns hot". Once said person takes a shower or rinses out their asshole, they are no longer considered "guns hot". It can also be a specific "red flag" or "deal breaker" for people who think it's gross: "I won't sleep with a guy if he's comin' at me guns hot!"

I just took a massive crap and now I'm walking around guns hot!!!

by AshKetchumsPubes July 25, 2016

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rail gun

A large type of cannon that uses 2 or more rails (hence the name) that are charged with electromagnetic energy. They electromagnets propel a projectile at high speeds over great distances. These weapons do get very hot after use and therefore require great cooling power.

The US Navy is currrently working on a project to equip a new type of Destroyer with rail guns.

by p8ntball4life79 July 7, 2006

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