guns hot

Adjective used to describe someone who has just taken a dump and may or may not have a nasty asshole. If said dump is taken before going to bed, said person can be described as, "going to bed guns hot". Once said person takes a shower or rinses out their asshole, they are no longer considered "guns hot". It can also be a specific "red flag" or "deal breaker" for people who think it's gross: "I won't sleep with a guy if he's comin' at me guns hot!"
I just took a massive crap and now I'm walking around guns hot!!!
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sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.
The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.
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