A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbagemug. by SP3CTR3TH3GH0ST December 31, 2022
Get the garbage foodmug. The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
Get the Tasteful Garbagemug. Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
by EggsFried February 5, 2022
Get the Golden Garbagemug. 
A sexy, super hot hunk that is a member of the EBaums forum, and that is super hot, and fully prepared to satisfy any woman, as long as she's not ugly... or something along those lines...
by G.C.L. April 30, 2005
Get the Garbage Can Lidmug. A kind, forgiving, truthful person that is constantly framed to be a liar on the Ebaum's World forum.
Garbage Can Lid deserves a break from the jackasses of the forum, that constantly frame him for lying.
by G.C.L. May 2, 2005
Get the Garbage Can Lidmug.