Technician

What you call a useless fucking mechanic

Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Technique

Teckers=Technique.

Arrr mate have changed me teckers to this prank callin shit now am doin pyaaaaaaaaaar well

Technique

by JJeeeeshus January 27, 2011

technically

to start a sentance instead of basically

technically the animalls came in 2 by 2 horrah horrah!
so technically nothing is on my agenda tommorow..

by leogets2007 October 22, 2006

TECHNICOLOR YAWN

Throwing up in the toilet bowl

He drank too much which resulted in a technicolor yawn.

by Garrett Wintergreen May 2, 2006

TECKNIC'D

Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.

In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.

Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.

A rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw. This means it has been TECKNIC'D.

by Therum March 8, 2007

technocentric

Of, and pertaining to technology, or technical aspects.

Marvin looks like a pretty technocentric guy with that new MacBook Pro.

by tufriast February 6, 2006

technical virgin

When a girl has been told all her life by her friends and family that sex is bad and unnatural... and she has a boyfriend who wants sex... she usually takes the easy way out by doing everything except the actual act. This usually means the said boyfriends penis will go in her hands, up her ass, and in her mouth, anything to get the boy to pleasure her back. All women are weak. They know they cant call themselves virgins, so they go by this term, always using that little loophole to get the pleasure they desire.

Stacy calls herself a technical virgin.
...Stacy is a whore.

by MichaelTheAwesome February 17, 2006