Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

cheesy taint

A taint that smells very bad and has a layer of dirt and nutcheese

Dylan lick my cheesy taint!

by 66666420 May 15, 2016

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 19, 2021