cooch turd

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: queefshit.

With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

turd terrorist

Someone who takes pleasure in defiling a public or common restroom -- especially if it is your office/work place -- with their feces. For example they will leave butt crust on the toilet seat or not flush. They might smear their shit on the toilet lid. Or they can wipe their ass with toilet paper but throw it on the floor. It does not have to necessarily be the bathroom they terrorize. For example, they can take a dump while nobody is looking where you might accidentally step in it.

Be careful. If you have to go in the restroom wear a hazmat uniform suit. It has been struck by a turd terrorist.

by ChEWeay December 16, 2008

Tonsil Turd

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

by butlerj May 22, 2005

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018