donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

by Wezwez January 15, 2014

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

strechmarks

A sign that either you a pregnant or fat

The analogy of strechmarks

Prengant: Get some cream

Fat: Lose some weight

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

streched hiny

if you've had it up the backside too hard then for the first few days after you have an over-sized bum

i got it up the bum so hard last night ive got an aching, streched hiny

by sexamania February 5, 2004

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Strathallan

The kind of person you will only ever meet one of. You should spend your time well with this person, as their messages and thoughts are quite valuable. However, dont let their rough exterior put you off. Inside every Strathallan there is nothing but heart. A rare find.

"Wow, you look smarter now."

"Really? I just talked to a Strathallan"

by Strathallan October 13, 2008

sureth

An awesome person who has the ability to ruin anybody's shit by putting their finger on a table, or something like that.

Shit, dude, that sureth person totally caused my ribcage to break. He came over to my house without anybody's permission, drank some seltzer water, and WAM - on the floor I was with a broken ribcage.

by Sureth July 27, 2004