etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically (pure science only) controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be imho etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

Victory Stretch

1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.

2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.

After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.

by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015

Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.

Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.

by Talented81 August 31, 2015

D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016

Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 3, 2017