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sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.
Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."
sonic stalker by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006
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booger stalker 

someone who notices your boogers before u even feel them crusting up. they often feel it necessary to let you know about your self and the hefty booger that you have hanging out.
did you see the booger hanging out of that bitches nose. wow you think she could have felt that hefty fucker just dangling.

amber is such a booger stalker she told me about this booger she spotted in sheri's nose the other day

space stalker 

Stalking someone throgh the internet using my space, facebook, e-mail, google, etc. . .
Hey, that Joe guy I added to my friends is creepy. He's a space stalker! He left me ten commets yesterday......
space stalker by Kellie Ouzts April 19, 2008

Fucknut's Stalker 

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
Fucknut's Stalker by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011

Poke Stalker 

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.
*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.
Poke Stalker by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011

chocolate stalker

Not just any stalker. A chocolate stalker is a ginger female that hunts down men of African descent purely for sexual purposes.
Did you see the birthday cake that your chocolate stalker left in your office?
chocolate stalker by Rubmyrichard October 19, 2015

Accusing Stalker 

A type of stalker who fixates on someone, envies and sexually desires them, wishes to be them, wants to replace them, thus character assassinates them. Selects target randomly. Extremely persuasive, gifted at lying, usually has and spends prodigious energy upon target.

Habits: accuses target of being "a fraud" and "a liar" about background, achievements; projects own shortcomings on target (i.e., stalker did not finish college, thus accuses target "didn't actually attend X university, they are lying"); smear campaigns to discredit target; extreme hate language calling them "worthless", "unloved", etc., yet watches target as if number one fan. Usually from small town. Recruits and commands flying monkeys they will send on seek and destroy missions to help them against target. If caught, will try to charm and seduce catcher. If this fails they become violent.

When Accusing Stalker appears you will be called "delusional", a "liar" and a "fraud". This is because accusing stalkers suffer from a personality disorder, sometimes paired with schizophrenia, that creates the "my target will be me, so I am not me" delusion. Accusing stalkers have difficulty believing their target is not them because they wish they were the target and are ashamed of their own failures, which they believe fusion with the target will heal.

Do not pity the Accusing Stalker. This is an EXTREMELY dangerous personality. Their numbers are also on the rise.
"Jalene got off line for good last week."
"She did? Why?"
"An Accusing Stalker chick in Colorado started doing stuff. It was too much, she gave up and left the internet."
Accusing Stalker by Pinch1968 October 16, 2017