Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

Big Fat Squasha

When someone fishes for compliments and detractors at the same time.

AdoraAdora is a big fat squasha

by voiceofreason456 December 1, 2009

squishbug

The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.

Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?

by natasha45649o May 22, 2011

squisy

(adj) word used to describe member of opposite sex who has belly ornamentation in excess. More common in women, but is occasionaly seen in men, feel free to question sexual orientation when encountered.

Chuck - "Dude, did you see the rack on that broad? "

Buck - "Nah man, she was all squisy.. i couldn't see anything above that."

by Fantasmo October 13, 2005

squashka

mixture of vodka, squash and water. easy and cheap way to get absolutely fucked. some people may mix with lemonade but this is simply unacceptable behaviour and ruins the original premise of the beverage.

student 1: i haven’t got any mixer i can’t just drink straight voddy all night, what u got ?

student 2: squashka mate

by maebemds July 23, 2021

white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007