snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.

That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"

by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013

Stotched

Adj., to be placed and held against your will in a social stereotype or judgement, with no idea of how or why you even apply to said social group in the first place

I'm goth, but I got stotched in with the emo kids. What the...
Just because I wear Polo doesn't make me a prep. Don't stotch me in with those people.

by Steel Angel Opera February 6, 2013

Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

Spitch

Spitch is a universal substitute for any verb. Simply put it means, to do.

Spitch the salt over here!

by spitcher August 26, 2013