Spadazzle

To fail graciously; to udderly fail

I Spadazzled when I fell on the stairs.

by Spazzles June 18, 2016

Sloading

Loading, but extremely slow.

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.

by Browniez February 7, 2017

sload

Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".

"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis

by flakyfred March 16, 2017

Spadankle

A car that still has both headlights on, but one headlight is significantly dimmed. This is another variation of the pedittle game, where you yell it first and smack the roof of the car.

Spadankle!!!!!

by AmiOhMy June 5, 2018

spadaggle

When you're reading a book and you get so into it, you shit in the pages and then close it.

Carol: I really enjoyed reading the oxford dictionary.
Jamie: Oh yeah? Did you spadaggle in it?
Carol: Of course I did!

by BUNPOO November 4, 2018

Spadanky

A way to say cool if you just nutted to Brittney spears while wearing a speedo and a squidward hat

"Hey Jim guess what I just Spadanked" "damn" "thats spadanky"

by BeckFestBOI December 12, 2018

sloadjuice

1. Jizz from a giant slug monster.

2. The act of masturbating with the liquid leftover from a night of munge diving.

"oh shit, that thing covered me in sloadjuice"

"man, I'm gonna sloadjuice so hard when I get home"

by Eresmus December 29, 2018