spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

spank the baby

To play the dumbek, a type of Armenian/Israeli/Greek/Mideastern drum.

Sevag Manoukian is showing his class how to spank the baby today.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spanking a pizza

when a person is so desperet for some sex that they will have sex( hook up, spank ect) with the school zit face loser

omg i heard u spanked the pizza last night

by ccdiva February 2, 2004

C-Spank

the act of spanking ones Cock on anothers ass.

I C-Spank that bitch!!

by RDRR12356 May 18, 2009

spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 22, 2006

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005