Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

shitation

when your friend needs to a megadump

Friend: Hey are you going to Bobs burgers after school?
You: No, my friend has the shitation, hes about to bust

by shutupfr March 28, 2022

smituation

A dilemma regarding an unexpected crush on someone.

My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.

by QuacksO July 13, 2023

Saltationist

Someone who disses people so badly and embarrasses them to such a serious length then are they known as being a saltationist. It is also someone who can verbally torture someone so badly that they take it up as a job and do it constantly as a daily ritual.

Yo, don't be gettin' into yo momma battles wit dis kid...he is a true saltationist.

This saltationist will own you so badly dat you gunna need a collar to put around yo neck that says "BITCH" on it.

by DeeRocca July 8, 2007

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009