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šimon

The most horrible person alive on the whole planet
Hey Šimone why did you kill my mom again?
by Hottestpersonalivenocap November 22, 2021
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Šimon

Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.
There is this guy I really like, he is pretty awesome. But he doesn't want to hug me..
Ohhh, thats's gotta be Šimon!
by gimmeahugpls158 November 22, 2021
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simoneta

An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.
Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.
by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021
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Šimon

by Dominik Feri November 22, 2021
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Simon

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Simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona
Stop saying dirty things Jared, stop being a Simonah!
by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
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saimoni

In ancient greece the name it means 'pure' and 'innocent'
That young man is so young and saimoni
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