Schofing

The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.

My husband left me for another man, I can’t believe it. He has been schofing all this time.

by sjg1991 February 15, 2020

Schlodin

The enormous cock of Odin. With this cock he impregnated all 9 valkyries.

I put my Schlodin in her shreya.

by Schlodin Erfinder November 22, 2021

Schrodinger's Douchebag

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.

Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag

by PomuHub March 12, 2022

scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing

I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.

by zagrebmike April 15, 2005

Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.

Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe

by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021

schrodinger’s dumbass

One who makes dumbass statements, particularly about fictional characters, and will decide to judge others either depending on their age or appearance.
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"

"Stop being a schrodinger’s dumbass"

by Johngamer221 July 17, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021