Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows December 27, 2008

rootie poot

Term used to describe an effeminate fag. Sometimes used with an extra "poot" as in rootie poot poot!

You can tell by the way he walks that he's a rootie poot!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

Katie Root

A very hot, beautiful, sexy, smart girl who loves giving hugs, kisses and are seen with floyd.

Damn, Katie Root still loves floyd.

by F70 October 9, 2008

Baby root

Ie the ugly fuck in the film Goonies , A fat ponsing fuck who borrows quality porn, and never returns it, who lives in council accomodation with his equally ugly missus and kids

That Kevin George from Dagenham the cauliflowered eared mother fucker can only get it up whilst watching banned horror films with his Mum,the Norman Bates doppelganger

by Hessay April 15, 2003

roomthing

A horrible person forced on you in college. They completely avoid respecting your rights because you're not them.

"My roomthing threatened my life this morning after I caught her with some random guy."

by untitled user October 11, 2005

Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 9, 2008