roach pad

filthy household full of stoners. may also be inhabited by a large colony of cockroaches

"hey man whats up? i'm just chillin with rob at the roach pad"

by el collapso August 4, 2006

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011

roach shit

The little bits and pieces that come out the back of a paper joint, blunt, ect. common fix. find small object to pack that shit back up its ass. pencap, key, ect

damnit! i got roach shit in my mouth!

by crash box September 26, 2011

Roach

Irrelevant, pieces of trash, Not important, Arrogant AF and most likely calls others roaches.

The Girl is a roach.

by Cook June 8, 2015

Roaches

Derogatory name for Turkish people.

Look at all those roaches in the Kebab shop.

by weekenderrrr July 24, 2018

ranch baby

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

by ranch baby December 13, 2020

stud ranch

An expression used when a pack of "cool" Abercrombie or Hollister poster boys walk by.

(guys walk by)
Person 1: " They all look the same!!"
Person 2: " STUD RANCH!!!"

by greenshirtkid April 12, 2005