food runner

In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.

They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.

Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.

Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!

by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016

naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

Rubber Ranger

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.

She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.

by Rubbinhood March 18, 2020

Simp runner

When a simp is flirting with a random girl on discord and she nopes the fuck out of the VC.

“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*

by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020

jib runner

Derived from old time sailor saying “I don’t like the cut of your jib”. One who likes to flap their gums in obvious situations . Similar to a captain obvious but a little different. The saying was created by Russell Stefanick in North Battleford, Saskatchewan in 1991

If this jib runner keeps it up I’m gonna backhand this mutha fucka!!

by Russellmussell October 29, 2021

jib runner

One who runs his jib/mouth. A mouthpiece or know it all. Originated by a fine young man with a sweet mullet in the city of North Battleford saskatchewan. 1988 was the year. The term is making a big comeback as of late.

Look at this fucking guy!! Big time jib runner never shutting his mouth!!

by RusstheMuss November 7, 2021

matthew rayner

idk how his thing fits into jin but ok hes very hot
matthew in ch 31??? gah dayum

matthew rayner is hot

by jinspphole November 24, 2021