Queef Jerky

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

Queef Juice

Juciy pussy air.

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.

by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.

"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.

Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007