When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.
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A sexual act that is meant to be incredibly enjoyable. It is also incredibly hard to do because it involves some skill and timing. When the man is about to ejaculate his partner hits his bellend hard enough to close the passage at the end of his penis then he cums. The cum can't get out instantly and a massive pressure is built up inside the penis giving the man an immense pleasure.
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The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.
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