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Purple Russian

When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.
by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011
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Purple Haze

Dude, you got that good shit? Yep, I got that Purple Haze bitchhhh!
by Malasiaaa April 20, 2010
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Purple Bash

A sexual act that is meant to be incredibly enjoyable. It is also incredibly hard to do because it involves some skill and timing. When the man is about to ejaculate his partner hits his bellend hard enough to close the passage at the end of his penis then he cums. The cum can't get out instantly and a massive pressure is built up inside the penis giving the man an immense pleasure.
Hahaha did you hear about Greg?? He asked that prostitute to give him a purple bash
by bigbigrattata October 30, 2010
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Purple Smurf

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011
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Purple Trainwreck

Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck
by cowsaredilly April 5, 2011
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purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.
The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.
by BATMN every day December 1, 2018
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one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
by Rhyno February 13, 2004
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