Pretzel Maker

Similar to sword fighting, when two gays intertwine their cocks as one.

That guy loves other guys...he is a pretzel maker.

by jfred August 22, 2006

pootzer

Poot-zer One who is oblivious to their surroundings and their applicable task at hand.

Poot-zer Someone who excretes an odd smell resembling that which is know as fungi , leading others to believe showering is not an option.

Damn , she smells like a pootzer.

The pootzer fucked it up again.

by Roscö Waffles March 17, 2007

Pretzeling

When someone eats everything but the pretzels in a snack mix.

Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!

Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...

by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017

write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

Swedish Pretzel

When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner

Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.

by Pilrlo April 25, 2011

mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.

Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.

by Shayded October 11, 2015

prot

Someone from Portland, Oregon. Originating from the common typing mistake-turned-affectionate-nickname "Protland" for "Portland".

"Prots must love microbrew more than anyone else in the world. I swear there's a brewpub every other block in Portland".

by Kalera February 8, 2007