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Face Problem

1. A person with an extreme defective appearance.
2. An unlucky bitch.
Person A : I got hit by a truck yesterday night and got my ass kicked this morning by ma momma for getting a D for my Math. FML.

Person B : Lolololol, face problem.
by AisuKurimu June 1, 2010
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problem child

yo, barmaid, I'll have a problem child please.
by pepsi123 December 20, 2010
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Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.
Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems
chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight
by me-hearts February 22, 2008
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space-body problem

A specification of the mind-body problem in which the "body" or more specifically object external to the human body represents the physically far emerging from the past and "space" represents the physically near emerging from the future.

The divergent contiguity of an object external to the human body.

The divergence of an object no matter how close to the whole of a human body being "far" or in the past if there is space or "future" separating the object and the human body ("now"). Inversely, any constituent part of the human body is "now" or in the present because it is contiguous with the "whole" of the body even if a constituent part of the body is farther away from the center of the body than the separated object.

Implies that the farther external contiguity is away from internal contiguity (the human body) the more likely it is to be a holograph or expression (holomorph) in contrast to an isograph or appearance (isomorph).

"Touch" establishes contiguity between the object and the body and unites the two objects in the illusion of now.

Space-body divergence resolves mind-body duality with mind-body contiguity in contrast to mind-body congruity.
The space-body problem says that the human body is "now," the space separating the object and the body is "future," and the separated object is "past." This implies that the mind and body are isomorphic (have the same source point).

More meta-specifically space-body contiguity implies that consciousness or the "mind" emerges from space metamorphically to gravity's colinearity to time.

Thus space-body contiguity is actually mind-space colinearity or mind-space metamorphicity.
by sandraxine October 13, 2018
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gun problem

Something that America has.
American: I went to go get some chinese food down on 51st but a fight broke out so we left to avoid being shot.
Brit:you were worried about being shot?
American: yea, we have a slight gun problem here.
by nego December 3, 2005
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41 Problems

A man who has 41 problems but a female dog is not infact one of them (he may also be sorry that your having girl problems).
If your having girl problems i feel sorry for you son, i got 41 problems but a bitch aint one
by Matthew Perry Black December 13, 2009
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