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Professional Niganeer (PN)

1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.

2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.

3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.
After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.
by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013
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health profession

The topic of the daily email you recieve as a Lafayette student. You cannot remove your name from this mailing list.
GODDAMNIT!!! Another fuckin' Health Profession Email!!! Damn you June A Thompson! DAMN YOU!
by r0y March 26, 2003
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Professional Incest

When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?

Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!

Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!

Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
by borntoboogie October 21, 2010
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nutty professor

the act of taking a nutty log on one's glasses with intent to scratch lenses due dump's nutiness
i owe my girl new glasses because the nutty professor fucked her lenses up
by Aaron Karlsruher November 15, 2007
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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
by Louis January 13, 2006
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professional

some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 26, 2010
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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
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