Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.

I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!

by kalebintexas May 18, 2009

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.

"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.

by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016

procer

Term used when a person is so awesome and inspiring that you have to use a word better than an idol. It can be someone you know or a celebrity/historical figure.

My friend inspires me so much. She’s totally my procer.

by wdysvero September 8, 2019

Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you

Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.

by Keegnasty March 18, 2019