Leadfurned Paralizum

An unknown disease found commonly amoung teenagers.

Leadfurned Paralizum is an untreatable disease, yet very unharmful.

by yaylexieyay January 13, 2009

phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

e-pocalypse

An E-pocalypse is a disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term often refers to e-Bay or the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase epokalupsis bayus, literally "sale at the end of the æon, or age".

As time ticked away, ___ just KNEW that the snow-encrusted plow with the deer-head ornament would be his. "Surely, the E-pocalypse is nearing."

by ballpark_frank February 9, 2010

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

The paralyser

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.

Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?

by inthestink April 20, 2018

agency paralysis

The inability to act on one's own behalf. A mental freeze when it comes to taking positive actions, initiating projects, or moving forward with existing projects.

My older brother, suffering from a bad case of agency paralysis, couldn't move out of his apartment into the better and cheaper one he was offered.

by lexicalibc December 26, 2017

Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018