Plastic Portagee

A person of Portuguese descent who uses their heritage as their identity.

You're such a plastic Portagee, you don't even live in Portugal!

by MattyPortagee July 12, 2020

plastic water

the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.

eeeww! plastic water!!

by straightblade October 16, 2005

slap your plastics

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick

Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy

by TehMilkMan February 13, 2007

PLASTIC

Plastics are female chavs that don't go around wearing the ever classic tracksuits and bling, but go about with skinny, revealing tops, tight bootleg jeans, high leather boots (as seen in a porn movies), burbury bags, scarves and perfume (or new one, gucci perfumes and clothing) and lots of bling. They love to wear gold anything, such as headbands and belts and usualy hang around with a big group of other chavs and plastics. They wear they're hair up sooooo tight in a high ponytail, it pulls they're face back so it looks like they've got botoax, or they have they're hair in a weird side ponytail (that i stopped doing when i was five) or a weirdly shaped bun on the side of they're heads. They act dead hard and are sometimes called 'gangstas' by other chavs, as they seem to be the ringleaders of the group.

"YO THAT WICKED PLASTIC IS HOT MAN, SHE'S BLINGIN, SHE'S A REAL GANGSTA!!!!" *Pushes her way to the front of the ticket queue because she thinks the owns the place, spits on the floor, cries over her lost packet of fags, calls daddy to buy her a new burbury bag and moves on*

by Bethany the chav-hater December 28, 2005

slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!

Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007

plastics

plastics are not at all as bad as peeps make em out to be,ok yes some of them are really self centered and bitchy but some others are kind and actually think about other people.Or just because some girls like wearing skirts and high heels,low neck tops doesnt mean that they are bitchy or unkind they just enjoy wearing em !!!

~hey nice skirt~
~thank you,i like urs~ (nice plastics)

~omg thats like so old~
~no its not~
dont argue with me u dimwit else ill kick ya in~ (nasty plastic)

by *holly* March 23, 2005

sticky back plastic

Sticky Back Plastic refers to doing a half-arsed job.

From the TV program Blue Peter, where presenters often build useless pieces of crap from old washing-up liquid bottles and sticky back plastic (because they're not allowed to say 'cellotape' on television)

My thesis is held together with sticky back plastic.

by boybacon June 1, 2006