muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.

Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D

by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 25, 2012

pie out

To stand someone up, to give up on plans.

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.

by Cookieknits March 13, 2013

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.

You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!

by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022

Pie Fucking

The act of fucking a pie.

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."

by 3nn December 16, 2008

poon pie

a slang word for vagina, etc...

man, i was knee deep in some poon pie last night...

by n30 August 26, 2005

puntang pie

to eat someone out

Tyler ate Brianna's puntang pie last night.

by Babicheeks March 24, 2004