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Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.
"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"
by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009
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Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.
"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"
by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009
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phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
by confused23 February 22, 2010
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Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)

"Phantom Pin Syndrome" (PPS) is the psychological disorder in which the subject feels compelled to bowl down a section of lane where pins no longer exist.

However, this may also be theorized as a type of clairvoyance in which the subject may sense and target pins on a different plane of reality from that of the bowler.

While there is no officially prescribed cure for PPS, studies have shown that subjecting those afflicted with the syndrome to an "improved musical atmosphere" via choice selections from a bowling establishment's jukebox may alleviate some of the behavior. Results may vary.
"After hugging the gutter and taking out the '7' pin, Sarah experienced a sudden case of "Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)" when she bowled down the same path and narrowly avoided the rest of the pins."
by BBilbo1 March 14, 2010
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Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.
I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.
by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010
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Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee May 22, 2012
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phantom laptop syndrome

A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.
Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?

Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.
by AvocadoPenguin August 2, 2012
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