Penguin style

When a man or woman inserts a ballpoint or felt (preferably felt) pen into their colon through their anus opening and waddles around the room saying I'm a penguin and then the partner shits on their feet for the undeniable foot gasm and then hopefully the other partner will scream "I have happy feet!" and if not you must donkey punch them

I came home last night to my mom doing it penguin style with my cat.

by Toothpaste Queen May 29, 2011

Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

by Woodnone May 20, 2015

Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

by Scout November 17, 2003

Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.

1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.

by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003

Baby Penguin

Someone who you cannot picture in a sexual way whatsoever (to the point you reject the existence of their genitalia), it could also mean someone who is avoids anything sexual and becomes overly uncomfortable and awkward if anything related to sex comes up.

This person will forever be in the friendzone.

This person is also generally male.

"We were making sexual innuendos all night but he didn't get any of them..."

"Probs because he doesn't know what sex is...he's such a baby penguin!"

or

"He always leaves the room if the word sex even enters a conversation...typical Baby Penguin..."
"Well, he probably doesn't even know what a vagina looks like..."

"I love corrupting Baby Penguins! :)"

by STMcWrinkle February 03, 2012

Pittsburgh Penguins

Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.

"Which NHL team is your favorite?" "Duh, the Pittsburgh Penguins."

by nhlluver June 03, 2018

enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.

The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.

by Sean Stover March 16, 2005