Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).
by megaman and bass November 14, 2007
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Epic Tits

Breasts so shapely and large on a beautiful girl. which when viewed by another female she instantly wants to play with them and suck on them.
Did you see Julie go from strait to bi in 3 seconds when she viewed Dani's EPIC TITS?
by rum1dragon October 31, 2007
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Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.
Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!
by caustic88 March 02, 2011
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tit tape

a type of sticky tape, with both sides being sticky. colloquially known as tit (breast) tape as its purpose is to keep the breasts from being over exposed when no bra is worn. one side of the tape is placed over the breasts and the other side used to stick to the item of clothing, holding it in place.
'did you see Mariah's tits peeking out her dress- she should have got some tit tape'
by UKBOI April 19, 2008
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tit whore

when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.
Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"
by MonkeySmack January 26, 2011
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