Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

Omni-piss

Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.

Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours

by DopeDickFuckChick May 17, 2020

Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.

"Man, I just did a piss shit"

by aregee December 3, 2006

Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.

Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.

by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009