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Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull and get fucked up
Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs??

Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke it'll fuck you up son
by Andy_so_savage420 September 4, 2017
mugGet the Jager nukemug.

Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
mugGet the Scooter Nukemug.

Nuke

That kids house got nuked
by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022
mugGet the Nukemug.
When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow
*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit
by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023
mugGet the I just shoved a nuke up my pussymug.

nuke

oh no we're being nuked
uh oh
well tbh idc a lot cuz i hated you
me too
what
i hate me too
ok
ok
by LemonOfficial March 10, 2021
mugGet the nukemug.

Nuked

Relatating to being under the influence of multiple foreign substances at once.

You may be able to recognize someone who is nuked when they… go non-verbal, catch the spins like Mac Miller, begin to float.
Yo did you see Caleb and Jamo at the function last night? They were absolutely NUKED.
by Jmoney_Cbandz January 25, 2024
mugGet the Nukedmug.

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