nerd

a person who is a smart, always-being-picked-on person that is specially smart on the computer. also a person who's Iq exceeeds their weight. ie. Bill Gates

look at him, he looks really nerdy!

by Borg Villaflor Rawks!!! April 10, 2007

Nerd depression

1. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could live in the fictional universe that game or movie takes place in and are brought down by the realization than they can not.

2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.

(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.

1.

Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.

by Lord Scrambles February 21, 2010

Video Game Nerd

A video game nerd is someone who does nothing but play video games. They HAVE to have the new version of a game when it comes out. There parents spend so much money on their video games they have to buy walmart clothes. They also wear clothes from the local gamestop.When they are older they still spend so much money on video games they have to wear walmart clothes. They really don't care what people think of them. They are probably the only orginal people left.

Video Game Nerd 1: Look at the new Mario wristband I got from gamestop!
Video Game Nerd 2: Cooooooool! I want one!

by BlakeDoe May 18, 2006

Nerd Flu

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Geek Crud')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Nerd Flu after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

Twilight Nerd

The Person who looks rather ugly and has no friends. These people like the movie series Twilight. These people usually have no friends other than other "Twilight"

Wow look at that Twilight Nerd with all his other nerdy friends. That one even has a Twilight t-shirt!

Wow what a queer.

by the only other guy April 11, 2010

nerd-douche

A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.

Dude, that kid over there has his own blog.
What do you expect? He's a nerd-douche.

by claypris December 9, 2010

Drama Nerd

One who spends excessive amounts of time on Drama Classes and/or Dramatic plays

by joeyjoey joejoe Jalub August 18, 2003