Mongolian Death Stick Warlord

a part of the male body, know as the penis

heya babe u wanna see my mongolian death stick warlord ?

by SLoV November 13, 2005

mongoosing

riding your mongoose around on halo 3 and not caring about the game

When I got bored of owning my friends on Slayer I started mongoosing

by H.Izzle October 16, 2007

Mongolian Cruise ship

The Most ferocious motorboat possible by humans. It may leave teeth marks.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian cruise ship, then she got pissed and left.

by YO CT! July 3, 2008

mongolian piledriver

When a couple engage in anal sex, then as the male is reaching climax, he lifts the female into the piledriver wrestling position, then spiking her head into the bed. The male will then ejaculate on the females unconscious face before pinnning her for the 1-2-3.

I gave my bitch the mongolian piledriver last night, she was out for the count!

by GreatWhiteD March 5, 2015

Mongolian Nipple Cheese

A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.

Emma: hey look at that cheese

Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.

Emma: I know thats so cool

Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia

Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese

by Beca-Is-Awesome March 29, 2010

Mongoloid Dick

A penis, usually large, that is deformed or otherwise strangely shaped. Possibly covered with growths.

Can refer to a person who is acting the fool or like a retard and who is ugly.

"Dam! Did you see that dude in the gym shower?" "Ya i did! He had a mongoloid dick!"

"That dude is so dumb!" "Ya hes a mongoloid dick."

by PowerStroker April 5, 2015

Mongolia

Not a very good vacation spot.

I don't want to go to Mongolia...

by Dr. Me April 5, 2003