crust monger

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!

"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"

by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006

Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

bitch monger

Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one

girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.

by georgiageorge June 16, 2009

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Harve mongrel

Inspired by a so called ‘reporter’ from a West Australian newspaper...
Harve mongrel: the act of getting an involuntary half mongrel at the mere sight or scent of a bikie

“Eating an ice cream with Troy sure gave me a pulsating Harve mongrel... I had to tuck it into my waistband.”

by Hefé Mangano March 19, 2021

Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz

the black man's KKK, established in niggaville in aka the south

Jamal: Yo nigga we go'n ta get us some crackas?
Tyrone: Yeh nigga, whatchu tinkin?
All Niggz: We da Kuka-monga Kracka Killaz!!!

by Jim Bob Joe June 30, 2007

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006