Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

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mom seatbelt

verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.

BREAKS SQUEAL!
Me: "Woah. I'm happy I mom seatbelted the pizza. That would've been ugly."

by VannAleXX January 9, 2012

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Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes

person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!

by e gay sports November 26, 2019

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A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017

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