our mom

An alternative way of saying "your mom", but with your friends. Also a way of saying communism of "your mom" as there is the word "our".

Someone says:
your mom

I say:
our mom

by Shhirroht June 3, 2021

Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018

mom seatbelt

verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.

BREAKS SQUEAL!
Me: "Woah. I'm happy I mom seatbelted the pizza. That would've been ugly."

by VannAleXX January 9, 2012

Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017

Noahs mom

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs

Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs

by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.

Melanie has some nice mom legs

by ReservedParking July 17, 2019

jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015