Mitch

A sexy man who would be sexier if he didn’t get a haircut.

Girl: “Mitch is so hot that I want to have premarital eye contact with him”

by Tom Macmillan January 1, 2023

Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain

Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…

by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.

"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"

by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024

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by slimydragondildo March 8, 2024

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022