Memory Diffuser

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.

Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Photogenic Memory

Synonym for photographic memory

Damn you memorised the book, you must have photogenic memory

by Rez February 07, 2022

memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.

Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.

by Boofling November 11, 2019

Memory dream

Dream you remember as an adult

“My memory dream has started again, i wonder if it means anything”
“You’re overthinking it”

by M.MARTINJ February 16, 2025

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral July 01, 2018

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018