melon

someone who is being stupid and brainless

you absolute melon

by Jqsper March 13, 2024

Melon

A very sweet, wholesome, and adorable person

Goodnight my melon

by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

melons

a large group of tasty fruits (yum 😋)
some types of me lon include
watermelon

a n d

cantaloupe

I love eating melons!!1!1!

by 🍉 melon eater 🍉 December 15, 2022

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Melon

Someone who is acting silly, dumb, or foolish

“You melon”

by Klopfdyl000 May 31, 2018

Melon

When someone screams like a tard.

Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon

by Awesome Tard February 9, 2020

melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024