there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Melon

Someone who is acting silly, dumb, or foolish

“You melon”

by Klopfdyl000 May 31, 2018

Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025

Melon Gang

Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(

Idiot 1: what is the melon gang?
Smart 2: Melon Gang is the best Gang on all of the VR Community, all others will fail (like spaghet gang) if you try to hurt us Daddy Eric will hurt you >:(
Smart 1: thank you I am now Smart 1 and no longer a stupid idiot face

by Njord September 22, 2020

drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

Melon

A word that Trip kicks you out for.

"melon."
Trip: Alright, That's it you need to leave

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024