A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."
by Eric M. December 31, 2008
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That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.
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When you live in the 909 area code of California (The Inland Empire) and you have a mullet, it is called a Norco Neckwarmer.
by Leroy Thead June 11, 2004
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It is not an airborne creature. Lives in the hills of Hawaii. Legend has it that if it cannot find the blood of humans, it will strike chickens or roosters.
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It is not an airborne creature. Lives in the hills of Hawaii. Legend has it that if it cannot find the blood of humans, it will strike chickens or roosters.
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by Zol November 3, 2003
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This chick was totally into me, but I Malfettoned and she wouldn't go home with me.
We were going all the way last night but I pulled a Malfettone and she left.
We were going all the way last night but I pulled a Malfettone and she left.
by ASU SDevils December 4, 2007
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by Missdiva101 June 12, 2017
Get the Mallerly mug.Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.
The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006
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