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Malcolm in the Middle

Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.
Malcolm just got Malcolm in the Middle 'd by Reese and Dewey.
by CLlT October 30, 2015
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Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago
Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer
by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004
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maloney

Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.
That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney
by Jorge Hynes December 25, 2008
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macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.
Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.
by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007
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Malcolm's Law

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 December 14, 2008
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Marina Maldonado

by BaileChica August 24, 2011
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malcolm

A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher
you malcolm
by kid9430 May 5, 2010
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