The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

snow machine

1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.

I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.

by vanilla g-lotto December 27, 2004

Macintosh

Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.

Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.

by p00flake January 21, 2006

German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time

Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!

by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004

breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

sub-machine gun

A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.

See also; SMG

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008